Pgs 1-7! This story was a collaboration between me and @followerofmercy !
WIP: Warm mammal BF is now Very Asleep
I’m know I’m not the first person to say this, but any newbies on tumblr really need to understand how different this is from a lot of other social media. Particularly tiktok.
I just saw a creator on tiktok reminding followers that it’s actually a problem when someone goes back to the earliest post and watches all the posts chronologically, liking and commenting along the way. The
stupidapp recognizes it as spam or something and then kinda puts a halt on their account? Literally punishing people for positive engagement?? 🥴🤦♀️I’ve already heard people saying years back how they don’t want to be “creepy” and go through a persons blog, liking and reblogging tons of stuff. But think how many more people are going to be worried about it now, thinking they might do actual damage! Most people, especially younger people, are so used to the way tiktok works now. So please, do not ever worry about this on here. Just remember-
You will never do any harm if you go on a like and reblog fest through someone’s tumblr blog! The only risk you’re taking is to make the blog owner weep for joy!! 😭🤣
This website literally passes around posts that are so old, the newest comments are celebrating things like “Happy 10th anniversary to this post!” sometimes.
The worst that usually happens is a creator going “wait, what, HOW did you find that 7 year old post that had no tags buried in the depths of my blog?”, very few people actually get mad about it (and from what I’ve seen, the people who do are all entirely immigrants from socmed sites like TT where they have entirely different cultures about it.)
Tumblr itself is based around longevity in many ways. So, just have at it. Have fun. If you like that post 12,000 pages deep on my blog, GO FOR IT. That’s what this website is all about
You want rabbit holes? We got rabbit holes! We got blogs and blogs of them!!
You want rabbit holes?
We got rabbit holes! We got
blogs and blogs of them!!
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
We used to have more rabbit holes but then someone went and banned all the porn, even the furry porn!
If you go far enough back, you’ll find ‘em, I bet.
it’s easy to mock the concept of batman’s secret identity and think it’s ridiculous that nobody would realize that he’s bruce wayne but if some lady suddenly showed up late at night dressed in full military grade kevlar and started fighting crime in los angeles i wouldn’t look at that and think “ah it’s kylie jenner”
Same logic applies to Clark Kent tbh
I wouldn’t see Superman, the crazy powerful alien, zooming past me and go “i think he’s secretly an award winning journalist”
“it’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s…anderson cooper?!”
Me: *sees masked man fighting both crime and police corruption*
Me: I have no idea who that is, but it is NOT a billionaire.
People don’t even recognise tony hawk without the skateboard what do you expect
People don’t recognize tony hawk WITH the skateboard
Elves traditions fucking trees shitting on the ground and etc and why grommash hates them
Reblog if you have changed your tumblr URL at least once during your time on the site.
This is a serious thing. Im curious how many people over the course of year(s) kept the same tumblr handle. A ton of the people I follow have changed their over time.
As far as I know Im one of the few who havent. Few being relative as there are millions of tumblr users. But yeah.
Social experiment.
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transcript:
This is the third victim we’ve found this week. We gotta find this killer.
That’s why I’m here. Todd Phillips, NYPD. I’ll be taking this case off your hands.
And I’ll be taking this case off of YOUR hands. Phil Miller, NCIS. So, what kinda case we got here?
One that I’m about to solve. Antonie Leeuwenhoek, FBI. Really looks like this killer went at it, huh?
So we’re gonna have to go at it even harder to find this maniac. Michael Jordan, CIA. I can’t wait to find this lunatic.
That’s why we’re not waiting at all. Cornelius Cob, TSA. This kinda behavior isn’t gonna fly with me.
That’s why I’m here to get this guy grounded. Flart McGarken, PhD. God, this makes me sick.
Tell me about it. Dingus McFlingus, TGIF. We got any leads on this guy yet?
Only the ones I’m here to find. Dolly Parton, LMNOP. So, are we all just gonna stand here or what?
I’ll go with “or what”. Splart Flanders, STDPB&J. So, what do we know?
Only what I’m about to tell you. Dennis Raider, BTK. I killed those people.
Just like how we’re about t- wait, hold up, you did what?