it’s because you’re a slutty little candy man with poor circulation. try getting a heat lamp?

greek-mythographer:

hornetstabber:

hornetstabber:

hornetstabber:

who the fuck just called me a slutty little candy man

anon please what does this mean

i am fucking cackling like a dumbass thank you this is so funny i love you. slutty little candy man is on my resume now

This deserves 1000s of notes