Sobek, the half human half crocodile god of the Nile, surprised by a visit of Anubis,god of death. Anubis introduce Sobek to a human soul behind him, still dripping in seawater : “I thought you should meet this man,the living called him Steve Irwin”

Steve looks Sobek up and down. Awwwww, He’s a BEAUT!

   Annubis and Sobek make shocked eye contact, both look at Irwin, then back at each other. Steve is tentatively stroking Sobek’s eye-ridges. “What” Annubis mouths silently, “The actual f-”

Steve is making Happy Australian noises.