cowboyworf:

if tng characters had lizard babies

picard: also abandons them

bev: unphased because she fucked a lamp ghost before, sends them to starfleet academy, somehow get better grades than wesley

worf: keeps them because it’s honorable, but his parents are the ones who raise them and they’re thrilled about it

data: researches the best heat lamps, spot despises them and he has to put up a baby gate

geordi: confused by the entire thing, gives them to data

deanna: keeps them, lwaxana continually buys them little outfits and wants to take them on vacation

riker: keeps them, to everyone’s surprise, admits that he has had lizard babies before, to no one’s surprise, and tries to teach them about women

miles: has an existential crisis, the babies do not love him, they destroy the transporter regularly, and then they abandon him first