dick-flavored-jellybean:

bebe-benzenheimer:

trunk–slamchest:

trunk–slamchest:

trunk–slamchest:

People talk of Tumblr history with all of the hushed tones of like, high school gossip. We need to drop that shit and go full open about it, like Charlie Murphy’s Hollywood Stories

“Yeah I’m the one who got text editing banned. Any two bit website gives me that power and some washed up Midwestern writer with his group of ‘Nerdfighters’, you bet I’d use it to say he loved the taste of dick. He might’ve deleted that post, but itll stay on here forevah.”

“So they organize this convention right? All these panels, all these fandom guys AND they were gonna get a ball pit…”

“Aight, so one day this Hamilton AU blog pops up by some Chinese-Pakistani human trafficking survivor living in India who said they got the HIV and had a eyeball removed-”