Beyoncé – Akatosh, Dragon God of Time and Chief God of the pantheon
Beyoncé exists outside of time and being chief god goes without saying.
Lorde – Arkay, God of the Cycle and Death
“Every night, I live and die.“ She said it herself.
Nicki Minaj – Dibella, God of Beauty and Sexual Desire
I mean, who embodies beauty and sexual desire quite like Nicki Minaj?
Britney Spears – Julianos, God of Wisdom
Listen. Nobody knows the highs and lows of this world like Britney does. Wisdom comes with experience.
Ariana Grande – Kynareth, God of the Air and Sky
This girl is the incarnation of being lighter than air.
Kesha – Mara, God of Love and Compassion
If you disagree then go and listen to Rainbow until you see the error of your ways.
Dua Lipa – Stendarr, God of Justice and Righteous Rule
I mean what is Dua Lipa known for if not her legendary rules
Dolly Parton – Zenithar, God of Work and Commerce
Aunt Dolly has a healthy appreciation for a 9-5 work day she knows what’s good.
Carly Rae Jepsen – Talos, Hero-God of Mankind
Because she is.