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So I’ve decided to remake the Elder Scrolls god pantheon with modern gods

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r2dsgrace:

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Beyoncé – Akatosh, Dragon God of Time and Chief God of the pantheon

Beyoncé exists outside of time and being chief god goes without saying.

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Lorde – Arkay, God of the Cycle and Death

“Every night, I live and die.“ She said it herself.

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Nicki Minaj – Dibella, God of Beauty and Sexual Desire

I mean, who embodies beauty and sexual desire quite like Nicki Minaj?

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Britney Spears – Julianos, God of Wisdom

Listen. Nobody knows the highs and lows of this world like Britney does. Wisdom comes with experience.

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Ariana Grande – Kynareth, God of the Air and Sky

This girl is the incarnation of being lighter than air.

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Kesha – Mara, God of Love and Compassion

If you disagree then go and listen to Rainbow until you see the error of your ways.

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Dua Lipa – Stendarr, God of Justice and Righteous Rule

I mean what is Dua Lipa known for if not her legendary rules

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Dolly Parton – Zenithar, God of Work and Commerce

Aunt Dolly has a healthy appreciation for a 9-5 work day she knows what’s good.

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Carly Rae Jepsen – Talos, Hero-God of Mankind

Because she is.

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