me: hey I’m a reanimated corpse formerly in service of the lich king (I mean, I say ‘formerly’ but I have been getting these inconveniently-timed visions of him mocking my supposed freedom lately, so take that as you will). I’m pretty sure the only thing keeping me tethered to this accursed existence is my unbridled passion for murder and the frost spells I use to preserve my decaying mortal shell. my dick doesn’t work.
weighing in on this controversial topic: the only crime salt and vinegar chips (or really and vinegar based food) has ever committed is being too tasty and tempting me to eat enough of them that my lips kinda hurt because of the acid content
