Just a big fan
akapost:Just a big fan
illidan: khadgar, how do i look?
khadgar: with your eyes
illidan:
My german friend doesn’t believe in Roombas
He thinks we’re making it up and hes very angry about it
Hes accusing us of making fake amazon pages
He thinks they’re bullshit and says if we really had them why would we need maids
How do i tell him we mostly dont have maids
“Bro, we don’t have maids.”
So i said “only rich people really have maids”
And he said “why?”
“Maids are expensive”
“Just pay a kid 10€ an hour to clean”
Thats EXPENSIVE and also illegal, buddy
Child labor laws are a thing
He still thinks roombas are a lie
So it turns out in germany they use vacuum cleaners for like, the drapes and shit
So he didnt understand that roombas only clean the floor
He was angry because he thought we were claiming we had wall crawling robots
Now hes mad about dusters because vacuums are more efficient so why would we use feathers on a stick
Oh man don’t tell him about Swiffer brand
I did and he is literally crying with rage
Like i can hear his voice quivering
Holy shit my guy you are actually ruining this mans will to live.
dilfosaur:obligatory flirting comic that i dont feel like finishing
dilfosaur:cursed to doodle 2demon au
littleliongod: littleliongod: littleliongod: Hi! Shane here! I am opening up pet commissions! (Cat on bottom is my mood, not an example xD) A couple months back I decided to replace my last roomie who moved out. It just makes bills easier. I posted an ad for an LGBT safe
Hi! Shane here! I am opening up pet commissions! (Cat on bottom is my mood, not an example xD)
A couple months back I decided to replace my last roomie who moved out. It just makes bills easier. I posted an ad for an LGBT safe space and a young man came by. He acted very proper, and really liked the space. I didn’t feel it was my place to ask where he was on the spectrum.
So I’ve come to find out several things about this roomie.
So it’s looking like by some weird cloud-parting godsend, my roomie is looking to move out on his own. Says he’s sick of this city. Saves me some stress!
I still am gonna have to full-field the bills for myself for a bit, so please boost! <3 I need like 600 bucks for rent -_- (I suck)
I still need a lot of help. I’m sorry to beg guys 🙁
faebelina:Reached 8k followers over here and 14k over on Twitter at the same time so I wanted to thank you guys for being here and supporting me! Faeb and her classmates made a banner to celebrate :D
Reached 8k followers over here and 14k over on Twitter at the same time so I wanted to thank you guys for being here and supporting me! Faeb and her classmates made a banner to celebrate 😀
