Harrison Ford goes out into his backyard. He looks up at the stars and finds the brightest one. He shakes his head as he speaks. “You just had to tell them we slept together, didn’t you?” Carrie Fisher emerges in the sky like Mufasa and looks down on Harrison Ford before flipping him off.
Me: fuuuck, I gotta focus and get some drawing done
Also me: yes, but have you considered if you start drawing you’ll have to confront head-on all the inadequacies that make you wanna give up
terrifying monstrosity: who could possibly love me when I am a terrifying monstrosity me, stretched out on the table in front of them with a rose between my teeth: well
The guild did an event where Mem’bi urged the trolls to plant a tree for the new year and share the memories they were fond of while getting their picture done (it was totally not a sorry excuse for her to have half the Empire flexing).
My wrists are falling off and excuse the crappy phonepics, but have:
Revantusk Zen’aki;
Shirvallist Thallow (who belongs to @crookfish );
Fireweaver Zajahri;
Bwonsamdi priest Mex (who belongs the @therealpara )
Amani Tzanuraz;
Drakkari Death Knight Kaztak (who belongs to @zelujin )
Fun fact: if you’re a nazi or you associate with nazis I want you to fuck off and never come back. Dont speak to me dont even look at me just leave. Block me. Blacklist me. I wont miss you.
Additional Fact: Yeah the alt-right are nazis, don’t think ur hot shit like “haha, I’m a likeable alternative right-wing conservative hehe” ur a fuckin’ nazi and I want u gone, pal
•Anish Kapoor gets exclusive rights to use Vantablack, the world’s “blackest black” pigment, which understandably upsets a lot of artists
•Stuart Semple responds by creating Pink, the world’s “pinkest pink” pigment, which he makes legally available to everyone except for Anish Kapoor
•Kapoor somehow gets ahold of Pink and posts an Instagram photo of his middle finger dunked in the pigment that Semple had banned him from using
•Semple gets ahold of Vantablack and posts an Instagram video of his hand making the peace sign with his fingers coated in Vantablack
•During this time, Semple also releases Diamond Dust, the “most glittery glitter,” again available to everyone EXCEPT Anish Kapoor
The best thing about Diamond Dust is that it’s made from actual shards of glass so Anish can’t just stick his middle finger in it again
This petty art feud is actually starting to look like it could be one of the most important pieces of performance art of the 21st century
