Month: September 2016

cincosechzehn:

wombatking:

prokopetz:

yomommaboyfriend:

just-shower-thoughts:

If Goldilocks tried three beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear slept separately. Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together.

You ain’t have to put those people business out like that.

Y’know, the story straight-up tells us why Mama Bear and Papa Bear sleep in separate beds: they have very different needs in terms of mattress firmness, and those fancy responsive mattresses that can be soft on one half and firm on the other hadn’t been invented yet. There’s no shame in valuing your spinal health.

The fact that they’re secure enough to admit that they’re better off in separate beds probably indicates that they have a very healthy relationship built on a foundation of mutual love and respect. 

their relationship was just right

charmera:

Petition to call October Orctober instead and dedicate it to a month of drawing orcs.

All kinds of orcs. Big and small and nice and mean and orcs everywhere.

Orcs.

northerntealheart:

backatitagainwithwhitevans:

today, my dad pulled into the parking lot where i work to pick me up, and my sister who had been at the corner of the store after i told her friends’ parents to drop her off. her friend was with her. my 11 year old sister said, “daddy’s here!” “alright,” i said, getting ready to get off my shift. “daddy?” her friend asked, and cocked an amused brow. “yeah?” my sister said, giving her a weird look. “you call him ‘daddy’? that’s weird. don’t you know what that means?” she asked. “yeah,” my sister said, looking at her like she was stupid. “it’s another word for ‘father.’” being horrified at the possible insinuation her friend had made, i interjected. “you ready to go, girls?”.

for adults that say that DD/lg doesn’t effect or hurt people outside of “the community”: i just witnessed an 11-year old girl acting like it’s common knowledge that the term “daddy” is sexual. that is outside of the community. that is harmful. that is toxic. that is hurtful. and i will never forgive any of you for it, and will always hold you especially accountable for the increased pedophilia in porn and rape culture year by year.

No shame: I fucking hate everyone normalizing “daddy” as a sexual term.

shitpostgenerator:

vagina bones confirmed for innocent

route119:

what if malfurion, in his wangst over cenarius, somehows alienates everyone he knows and loves and witnesses illidan returning to his illdari who are overjoyed to see him and illidan is just as happy to see them, and mal realises how he’s fucked up

(and then illidan lives up to what the naaru prophesised and malfurion has a wee b.s.o.d because he’s so used to fixing azeroth and then his brother, who he cannot accept because Demon, is suddenly the hero)

(i just want malfurion to be taken down a few pegs ok)