A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen.
He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling.
“Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?!”, he yelled with surprising forcefulness.
No one answered.
“Alright, I’m gonna have another beer, and if my horse ain’t back outside by the time I finish, I’m gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don’t like to have to do what I dun in Texas!”
Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The man, true to his word, had another beer, walked outside, and his horse has been returned to the post.
He saddled up and started to ride out of town. The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, “Say partner, before you go… what happened in Texas?”
The cowboy turned back and said, “I had to walk home.”
The site of one of the most famous battles during the Omnic Crisis, it was here that the leader of the Crusaders, Balderich von Alder, and a handful of his best soldiers made a last stand against an advancing automaton army. Outnumbered and outgunned, they were ultimately slain during the resulting combat. However, thanks to their valiant efforts, the German military was able to push back the omnic offensive and win the fight
sorry for lack of any art updates; i’ve been dealing with moving into my new apartment and adjusting to it. for now, a late bday present for one of my wow friends!
with that, i will also be opening up commissions again! i have three slots open.
It’s number 6 already! I really love doing these, I never know what I’m going to get to draw. I hope people are still interested and keep coming up with great ideas for me to paint!
What you get: A portrait! Any character from any world or universe. OCs/RP characters, fanart of a character you love, anything you’d like. I’m still a student – above are examples of my work so you know my skill level and limitations but I will give anything a go!
What you need to do:
Like and/or reblog this post to enter (they each count as a separate entry, as do multiple reblogs within reason) Be following this blog! A winner will be picked on the 30th August 2016 and has a day to reply or I’ll re-raffle the prize!
As always, thanks so much to everyone who’s entered in the past and to those who send in support or kind words, likes or reblogs or anything else. My progress feels really slow this year but when I look back I know I’m getting somewhere. I really appreciate all of you! Good luck! <3