LMAO the cis are at it again. It’s been suggested that the facial model for the statue of liberty was a dude and so now all the news orgs are like “is the statue of liberty actually a man?” Well I for one just congratulate Lady Liberty on being the largest trans woman in North America if not the world.
I, for one, love our country’s giant metal trans woman who welcomes immigrants as they arrive here from across the Atlantic
Yeah okay Becky, maybe when you stop going five under the speed limit in the left lane in your honda accord crosstour you can start complaining about people not paying attention to things.
soldier76: look alive men
soldier76: heheheh
reaper: heheheh
ana: heheheh
reinhardt, swinging his hammer with tears in his eyes: HOW CAN YOU JOKE ABOUT THIS, I BURIED ALL OF YOU
They probably look at the mountains of story and all their plans, which is void of any interaction between the two, and go: “What the fuck? How did you get here? We didn’t drive you here. We didn’t give you a map. There isn’t even a road leading from Hanzo to Mccree. No voice-lines, no lore, nothing.”
And the fandom just stands there at the end of a fucked up makeshift hiking trail, armed with only a single shoe and a pair of pants. They’re nailing a sign into the ground. McHanzo, it says.
The devs say, “That isn’t even a stop on this tour. You can’t just make up stops like that.”
The fandom does not care. Soon, they have built a small civilization. They analyze the meta. “It’s possible,” they say, “To get here based on these in-universe principles. With their backgrounds, they may have known each other.” There are archives. Art galleries. Civilization.
“Stop it.” the devs say, “Get back in the goddamn car.”
The fandom says “Not until they kiss.”
The devs slam their faces into the car horn continuously for the next six hours.
