i fucking hate dating nerds one single time i wore a star wars shirt to see a dude and he was like, “wow are u wearing that to impress me” and i said, “star wars episode 4 was seen by approximately 110 million people during its initial theatrical run in 1977”
Congratulations. You’re dating people who for the longest time have been putting up with bullying, mocking, and scorn for most of their lives. That kind of shit stays with people. So imagine their surprise when they see a member of the opposite sex, who I’m assuming is really attractive in comparison to most people, wear attire that reps nerd culture. Which even though is accepted by the masses (if you’re reasonably attractive) is still rare. Now I’m not saying that you’re not allowed to be scornful I’m just saying expect it and don’t be surprised when you hear it. Ok? OK.
why i dont date fucking nerds: exhibit B
Bolded emphasis mine. Gross.
Stands on nearest chair: ATTENTION MALE NERDS. YOU ARE NOT SUFFERING FROM A SHORTAGE OF FEMALE NERDS. THERE ARE VAST NUMBERS OF US, AND WE RARELY HAVE A HARD TIME FINDING EACH OTHER. YOU ARE WITHOUT FEMALE COMPANY BECAUSE YOU ARE WHINEY ASSBABIES WHO THINK YOU OWN THINGS BECAUSE YOU LIKE THEM, AND BECAUSE YOU SOMEHOW THINK YOU SUFFER BULLYING WHEREAS GIRL NERDS SOMEHOW NEVER DO. STOP PRETENDING YOU GET TO BE ASSHOLES BECAUSE YOU HAVE A “TRAGIC PAST” OR YOU WILL DIE ALONE. IF YOU THINK GIRL NERDS DON’T GET BULLIED IT’S LIKELY BECAUSE THOSE GIRLS DON’T WANT TO TALK TO YOU, BECAUSE OF THIS SORT OF ATTITUDE.
also: fucking no one mocks nerds anymore. Game of thrones is the most watched show on tv, everyone and their mom is playing video games, dungeons and dragons is more popular than it’s ever been.
To conclude
Not to mention hetero male nerds tend to fantasize about a very specific kind of nerd girl. Basically, Megan Fox with glasses and a Harley Quinn thong. Y’all literally see right through the nerd girls who look like you that’s why you don’t acknowledge most of us
They just want small white girls with big breasts
I literally wrote an entire rant one time on Deviantart about why I don’t date nerds because they literally do not know how to fucking act around women and how I actually have to make an effort to NOT compliment them if they have a Legend of Zelda hat or a Batman shirt or anything because then they straight up fucking harass you and the guys on that website treated it like it was a fucking hate crime to discriminate against nerds/geeks and how I should just not tell anybody I like anime or video games or what the fuck ever.
Ya’ll are weak as shit.
When WAS the last time that nerd hunting was a thing?
People adore that fucking Bazinga guy. Everyone born in this millennium has grown up with Lord of the Rings and Game of Thrones. There are countless memes dedicated to Neil DeGrasse Tyson and Bill Nye. San Diego’s Comic Con attracts A-list celebrities. The Walking Dead is a talking point at every office water cooler in the country. Superhero movies continue to break records at the box office. Bill Gates is celebrated, and he’s the fucking Proto-Nerd.
Nerd culture is not the niche thing for weirdos in Mom’s basement, and it hasn’t been for years.
Face it, losers. You suck because you suck. Blaming your problems on your “victimized nerd” status is bullshit. If anything, nerds rule the world right now. Your pitiful existence is not the fault of a girl that dresses as Harley Quinn at a Com that won’t fuck you.
So stop it.
You’re simply pathetic, and women can smell that shit.
