There’s a rescue group called
SpokAnimal that finds jobs for stray
cats. Their ‘Farm Livin’ program helps
unadoptable or problematic cats escape
euthanasia by pairing them with farm or
warehouse owners that are in need of a
good ‘mouse manager.’ SourceSource 2
What I say: I’m a computer science major.
What people hear: I can resolve any tech issue you have ever or will ever have on any machine that exists in this universe. I am jacked into the Matrix at all times. I am the IT god. Look upon me and despair.
What I mean: Sometimes I try to tell the computer to do something and I cry when it doesn’t work.
