Month: January 2016

drovie:

Disclaimer:

A lot of people come to me for advice about art. And I figure they have two choices, they can go to someone who’s got a ton of degrees, teaches in the field, is a serious, hardcore professional who has lots of marketing strategies and books on dynamic anatomy and perspective and lighting and color theory and composition.

Or they can come to me.

And since you’re sitting here reading this, you’ve made the right choice. So I figured I’d let you know that you’ve come to a lady with eggos, orange juice, and documentation that I should be institutionalized. And, bonus, I come with puppies.

You’ve chosen wisely.

And also sometimes you get potatoes 

madmud2730:

the-average-procrastinator:

– “Yeah, your mirror is a doorway
into my dimension and I’ve seen everything. Even that dance part for
one” au

– “Sure, I’m an alien but I don’t
know why you’d think I’d abduct people. But there’s a great eatery
across the galaxy if you want to check it out” au

– “Listen, I am genetically
modified and on the run and you will let me hide in your
house” au

– “I was just taking a walk
through the woods and I didn’t think Fae really existed, and I
really don’t think I’ll accept any food from you” au

– “My dragon is acting sick and
you specialize in dragon illnesses, please take a look at it. Wait,
why are you laughing” au

– “Buddy, we are in the middle of
a zombie apocalypse, I specialize in botany in unfavorable terrain
and I just saw you make a sword out of PVC pipe and string; we’re
definitely teaming up” au

– “As a wielder of dark magic I
definitely plan on taking over the world once I trick you into
releasing me from my prison, but crap, I think I might like you more
than I meant to” au

– “Ok, so you panicked and kissed
the human so he wouldn’t drown, but we can’t keep him and he can’t
leave if he knows about us merpeople, so what are we going to do”
au

– “Look, I honestly didn’t mean to
run into any awkward werewolves on my hike and why would I tell
anyone about it, what do you mean ‘take me to your leader’ are you
serious. How cliché can you be” au

– “I’m a superhero and you’re the
villain, but I saw you visiting kids at the children’s hospital and
letting them act like they defeated you and now it’s really hard to
punch you in the face” au

@mamascream @onecricket

commandersrest:

Welcome to your 30s, where it seems like everyone except you has already done what they were supposed to do. You are still role-playing the responsible adult while also secretly playing with Toys R’ Us Lightsabres.