A lot of people come to me for advice about art. And I figure they have two choices, they can go to someone who’s got a ton of degrees, teaches in the field, is a serious, hardcore professional who has lots of marketing strategies and books on dynamic anatomy and perspective and lighting and color theory and composition.

Or they can come to me.

And since you’re sitting here reading this, you’ve made the right choice. So I figured I’d let you know that you’ve come to a lady with eggos, orange juice, and documentation that I should be institutionalized. And, bonus, I come with puppies.

You’ve chosen wisely.

And also sometimes you get potatoes