alternate universe where everything is exactly the same except all retail employees are required by law to wear heelys
And there are heely comps where they heely everywhere and the store that wins gets to take over the parking lot of another’s store and do whatever
Plot twist your main characters are from retail stores, hate each other, or love each other whaever, and compete against each other.
Or one girl/guy/person goes to two stores where they fall in love with two retail people and suddenly love triangle aruements in the middle of the grocery markets parking lot and everyone’s confused.
i don’t possess the vocabulary to properly express how much i hate this