Month: June 2015

knight: so how do dragons fuck exactly
researcher: well, from what i can ascertain, they transform into humans to reproduce
knight: that sounds like you made that up
researcher: i assure you, i have done months, years, of resear-
knight: i mean if i was a dragon why the fuck would i ever turn into a human to have sex
knight: and dragons were around before we were so what the fuck were they doing then
researcher: well that is a point of contention in the
knight: did they turn into trees and just sort of ram into each other
researcher: that is not
knight: you’re making shit up

mad-maddie: End-game Kade character stuff. Forgot to draw some teeth examples and I don’t have any big battle armor stuff designed for him yet but here’s a bunch of other stuff.

mad-maddie:

End-game Kade character stuff. Forgot to draw some teeth examples and I don’t have any big battle armor stuff designed for him yet but here’s a bunch of other stuff.

Heterosexuals: I like pepperoni pizza

Homosexuals: I like vegetarian pizza

Bisexuals: I like vegetarian and pepperoni pizza

Pansexuals: Who cares about the toppings just gimme the damn pizza

Asexuals: I like how it looks but im not a pizza fan

Made up Tumblr sexualities: I can only have pizza after it’s been left out for a week, made in the 14th dimension, has exactly 43 peppers on it and a written affidavit affirming that it identifies as an omnidirectional being from Zelos (I love Zelosi)

Tumblr SJWS: If you like one topping you have to eat all the toppings or you’re a bigot

icyvveins: dracoalbinius: Sketched icyvveins Roliath to warm up. Really had fun with him. AHHHH HE LOOKS SO CUTE OMGI love this ;___;

icyvveins:

dracoalbinius:

Sketched icyvveins Roliath to warm up. Really had fun with him.

AHHHH HE LOOKS SO CUTE OMG

I love this ;___;

icyvveins: simonbitdiddle: thats-why-they-call-it-sosighety: themosthumanpower: notsothinlizzy:queenconsuelabananahammock:thewomanfromitaly: queenconsuelabananahammock:batdie:Hello MTV and welcome to my crib. Holy shit, how many dogs do you have? swEETHEART NO I have been

icyvveins:

simonbitdiddle:

thats-why-they-call-it-sosighety:

themosthumanpower:

notsothinlizzy:

queenconsuelabananahammock:

thewomanfromitaly:

queenconsuelabananahammock:

batdie:

Hello MTV and welcome to my crib.

Holy shit, how many dogs do you have?

swEETHEART NO

I have been recently informed that these harness thingies are not, in fact, for dogs.

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If they aren’t for dogs than what are they for? Horses?

lady-dirtbag

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heavy-hearted-prince

hornedfreak: Several people asked me how bug!Cel would look like, so here are a few first doodles! She’d obviously be a moth, yeah. Are y’all ready to listen to my whining regarding my art style? Yeah? Good! Because there’s gonna be lots of it. I’m kind of bad at drawing

hornedfreak:

Several people asked me how bug!Cel would look like, so here are a few first doodles! She’d obviously be a moth, yeah. 

Are y’all ready to listen to my whining regarding my art style? Yeah? Good! Because there’s gonna be lots of it. I’m kind of bad at drawing cuter things and I’ll have to search for my own way to draw bug people that’ll be more unique and more “me”, and it’s probably gonna take a while. I won’t be surprised if I’ll end up making them scarier-looking in the end, although I don’t really want to. But I’m not okay with my “ randomly mimicking other artists’ styles involuntarily” thing  that occasionally happens. But this may be a good chance to work on my own style more, so yay. Be ready to listen to me crying about it and changing every design a million times haha.