Heterosexuals: I like pepperoni pizza

Homosexuals: I like vegetarian pizza

Bisexuals: I like vegetarian and pepperoni pizza

Pansexuals: Who cares about the toppings just gimme the damn pizza

Asexuals: I like how it looks but im not a pizza fan

Made up Tumblr sexualities: I can only have pizza after it’s been left out for a week, made in the 14th dimension, has exactly 43 peppers on it and a written affidavit affirming that it identifies as an omnidirectional being from Zelos (I love Zelosi)

Tumblr SJWS: If you like one topping you have to eat all the toppings or you’re a bigot

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