knight: so how do dragons fuck exactly
researcher: well, from what i can ascertain, they transform into humans to reproduce
knight: that sounds like you made that up
researcher: i assure you, i have done months, years, of resear-
knight: i mean if i was a dragon why the fuck would i ever turn into a human to have sex
knight: and dragons were around before we were so what the fuck were they doing then
researcher: well that is a point of contention in the
knight: did they turn into trees and just sort of ram into each other
researcher: that is not
knight: you’re making shit up