okay so my grandma had this friend and he was late to everything, but he didn’t really mind, as he would always joke around and say ‘oh well, as long as i’m not late to my own funeral’.
he recently passed away and last week at his funeral, everyone was in the church waiting for it to begin. they waited for more than 30 minutes past the set time and then came the news:
the hearse had gotten stuck in traffic. the hearse with his body in it.
he was late to his own fucking funeral.
tevruden: GUESS WHAT WORKS IN THE DREAD GROTTO
at this point i’m going to guess that pearl and garnet’s fusion dance is just going to be anaconda with pearl in the chair
Oh my god
online-cats:Death from above
GUESS WHAT WORKS IN THE DREAD GROTTO
GUESS WHAT WORKS IN THE DREAD GROTTO