Month: March 2015

“Your generation would probably ‘livetweet’ the apocalypse” you say, and you laugh
You mean it as an insult, and I understand,
Or you don’t
because the word lies awkwardly on you tongue, stumbles as it leaves your lips, air quotes visible
You meant it as an insult, so you don’t understand, when I look into your eyes and say “Yes”
Because we would.
It would be our duty, as citizens on this earth
to document it’s end the best way we know
and if that means a second by second update
of the world going up in flames, or down in rain, or crushed under the feet of invading monsters
so be it.
It would mean a second by second update of
“I love you”
“I’m scared”
“Are you all right?”
“Stay close”
“Be brave”
It would mean a second by second update of the humanity’s connection with one another,
Proof of empathy, love, and friendship between people who may have never met in the flesh.
So don’t throw the word ‘Livetweet’ at me like a dagger, meant to tear at my ‘teenage superiority’
Because if the citizens of Pompeii, before they were consumed by fire,
had a chance to tell their friends and family throughout Rome
“I love you”
“I’m scared”
“Don’t forget me”
Don’t you think they’d have taken the chance?

Sometimes it hurts when people scorn internet cultre (via herrsassyfras)

This is amazing

(via desuke-dragonqueen)

tobiasandguy:022 – Scars for life Too much depressing strips lately. I promise to get more humorous ones up again. Also, I drew Toby in his human disguise instead just for this update. 

tobiasandguy:

022 – Scars for life 

Too much depressing strips lately. I promise to get more humorous ones up again. Also, I drew Toby in his human disguise instead just for this update. 

kneesbutt:

westfailia:

what if a catholic priest were to just bless the entire ocean would it turn the entire thing into holy water or do priests have an effective blessing range? does that range increase based on your level? can the pope bless the entire ocean?

so technically any priest could, but shouldn’t for pooping reasons. 

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source: my brother is in his 4th year of study at a catholic seminary, and referred to one of his professors.

Also important: a priest can only bless things in LoS.

What was the sad headcanon?

sketchys:

icyvveins-deactivated20191230:

[3/3/15, 11:40:18 PM] ICY: to (not have died but instead) have his throat slashed at some point
[3/3/15, 11:40:26 PM] ICY: and fucks his vocal cords
[3/3/15, 11:40:37 PM] ICY: so he’s mute o/
[8:37:41 PM] Tevruden: Tev ends up drinking the demon blood in exchange for Ro getting his voice back. Which he does, but the cost is too great for him and so he almost never speaks.
[8:38:39 PM] ICY: YELLS
[8:38:48 PM] ICY: like he can make sounds but he can’t form words
[8:38:59 PM] ICY: when he tries to it’s incoherent
[8:39:13 PM] Tevruden: no like he can
[8:39:27 PM] Tevruden: but every time he hears his own voice it reminds him of what tev gave up
[8:48:49 PM] ICY: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[8:48:52 PM] ICY: YOU DICK

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HOW DARE YOU HOW FUCKING DARE YOU HOW THE HELL DARE YOU TWO DO THIS GTFO I’M DONE I’M SO DONE

WHY MAKING ME CRY LIKE THIS YOU ASS

BOTH OF U GROUNDED

shithowdy: felblood kishen ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ he doesn’t really look like this but he could and that’s what’s importanti love those dorky tiny useless wings on felbloods

shithowdy:

felblood kishen ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

he doesn’t really look like this but he could and that’s what’s important

i love those dorky tiny useless wings on felbloods

broadlybrazen:kateoplis:Lisa BloomNYTimes article. the report itself is scheduled for release tomorrow.

broadlybrazen:

kateoplis:

Lisa Bloom

NYTimes article. the report itself is scheduled for release tomorrow.