NICE
littlecutething5:NICE
valsaires: Cleaned up/colored sketch of my mage dude from earlier. Might do more with later, idk.character portraits are my fave thing
Cleaned up/colored sketch of my mage dude from earlier. Might do more with later, idk.
character portraits are my fave thing
ask-steal-streak:When you show your friend your music type.
Is there anything the other Horsemen don’t like about you?
asksirzeliek-deactivated2016111:
“For one thing, Rivendare complains about certain habits I keep-” he started before ducking to avoid an iron gauntlet that had been thrown at his head.
“The undead are not supposed to bathe!”
“Well, pardon me for wanting me to be clean!”
“We’re not supposed to smell like we rolled in flowers either!”
“Hmmph. The joke will be on him when he starts to rot.”
I heard that you have an adorable Orc following you around
(I think this pretty much sums that up)
iamagreenturtle:mrprincesshorse: therainbowgorilla: alexianfireflies: therainbowgorilla: nextstepcake: “Ace Hardware: No screwing, just lots of screws.” “Ace Hardware: Nail your roof, not your partner.” “Ace Hardware: For when it really is just
“Ace Hardware: No screwing, just lots of screws.”
“Ace Hardware: Nail your roof, not your partner.”
“Ace Hardware: For when it really is just a hammer in your pocket”
One of my friends wanted to see a photomanip of the ace hardware logo in ace flag colors, and then I thought of these terrible puns, so here you go.
At first I wasn’t going to reblog this but then I saw it again and just started laughing
my two favorite things: asexuality, and puns
and those puns are literally the best
I NEED more asexual puns
those are indeed the best
“Ace Hardware: Lube for your motor, not your junk”
“Ace Hardware: Erecting buildings, not your penis”
“Ace Hardware: Where nuts aren’t genetalia”
“Ace Hardware: The hammer is not our penis. Its just a hammer.”
“Ace Hardware: Where muff, is short for muffler”
“Ace Hardware: Yes that is a hammer, but we’re still happy to see you.”
“Ace Hardware: You can get Off™ in our repellent aisle”
I just tried to write the following SQL statement:
select * from gameobject where id = An alarming amount of lich titties
sneakyfeets WHO HURT hornedfreak I WILL PEENCH YOU
it was i, the frenchiest fry
SNEKY PLS I WILL FITE U
MEET ME AT IN&OUT PARKIN LOT U GONNA GIT REKT
Wait you’re getting In & Out?
