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“For one thing, Rivendare complains about certain habits I keep-” he started before ducking to avoid an iron gauntlet that had been thrown at his head.
“The undead are not supposed to bathe!”
“Well, pardon me for wanting me to be clean!”
“We’re not supposed to smell like we rolled in flowers either!”
“Hmmph. The joke will be on him when he starts to rot.”