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shithowdy:

kittyboops:

did anyone else have ridiculous LARP-esque Make Believe sessions when they were kids, where it wasn’t just I’M A PRINCESS /waves wand but was more like

ERICA YOU CAN’T PRETEND TO BE THAT KIND OF WOLF BECAUSE THE WOLVES FROM THE REST OF THE PACK DON’T LOOK LIKE THAT YOU’RE TRYING TO BE A WOLF FROM ANOTHER CONTINENT GODDDDD ERICA

or was the gaggle of girls i went to kiddie school with like the Warcraft Sues assholes of the playground

When I was a kid and would play pretend with my stepsister she’d always wait for me to make my character first so that she could one-up whatever I did.

“I’m a pony and my special power is making it snow!”

“Okay. I’m the pony princess and I have every power all the other ponies have.”

“Let’s play animals! I’ll be an antelope!”

“Okay. I’m a winged unicorn.”

STEAMED ME OFF SO BAD. THIS IS FANTASY VALERIE BUT LET’S KEEP IT REASONABLE.

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