Month: September 2014

September 26, 2014 /

shithowdy:

lobstmourne replied to your post: Being a Californian that’s moved to Ma…

pain that we never see weather or pain that when there’s finally weather we want it to be sunny again

THERE WAS NO WEATHER. THERE ARE NO SEASONS.

California has three seasons: hot temperatures and brown plants, mild temperatures with crumbling brown plants, and fire.

There used to be a season where the plants were briefly green, but that was in the before time. The long, long ago.

When actual weather happens, Californians get afraid. They can’t drive in a slight drizzle. Chaos reigns. “We need this!” they whimper from beneath their tables, because if tables can protect you from an earthquake, they can protect you from anything.

If you don’t want any seasons, move to Florida. There’s air conditioner season, and “just kidding, you’re going to need the air conditioner” season. In the 7 years I lived there there was not a single month where I didn’t turn on the AC at least once.

September 26, 2014 /

shithowdy:

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I’M GETTING SOME MIXED SIGNALS HERE

Look, apparently people have an obsession with undead boners.

You’re just going to have to… live with it.

September 26, 2014 /

I got that thing heavy-hearted-prince sent me, and since I’m a lazy shit who can’t put his scanner away, here’s the thing he drew.

September 26, 2014 /

I got that thing heavy-hearted-prince sent me, and since I’m a lazy shit who can’t put his scanner away, here’s the thing he drew.

brookeyfbaby: YOU GUYS THIS IS SO IMPORTANT  Chief Jackson and the Ferguson police intentionally caused real harm tonight. Faked compassion then police swooped in & brutalized people. — Shaun King (@ShaunKing) September 26, 2014

September 26, 2014 /

brookeyfbaby:

YOU GUYS THIS IS SO IMPORTANTÂ