EXPLAINING RUNEBONER MAGIC WOULD BE FUN
It’s magic, I ain’t gotta explain shit.
Okay, so Oliver is stranded on an uncharted island infested with pygmies. He only has limited room to take TWO things of his choosing to survive. Is he still able to get a boner?
WHY AREN”T YOU FIGHTING FOR RUNEBONER DOMINANCE HM??
Because if I were to do that I’d actually have give a definite answer on the status of Tev’s boner runes and WHERE WOULD THE FUN BE IN THAT, LOBSTER? HUH?
lobstmourne said:
tev is only asking because ~there can only be one Lord Runeboner~ and he isn’t looking for competition OBVIOUSLY
shhh, prince-of-gays is Lord Runeboner, see:
Why can’t Paladins and Druids be friends?
Because paladins are pure and druids are NOT you know who caused the Hyjal bullshit in Cata? Druids. What have paladins ever done wrong? Nothing. All the bad paladins are death knights so they don’t count.
… but Blood Knights are Paladins too and they trapped and were stealing power from a Naaru …
I don’t recognize wind chimes as proper things to protect especially after M’uru prenerf
hey I stole my powers fair and square
deal with it
EVEN BETTER COUNTERPOINT:
Y’all can keep this motherfucker.
Us Death Knights had the good sense to revolt when Arthas wanted to add this dude to the Scourge.
I’m going to ask you this because people keep asking me: did the necromancers that raised Oliver think about putting runes on his dick?
Open message to all WoW RPers:
Don’t roleplay a death knight. Don’t roleplay a forsaken, either. Just don’t do it, it’s not worth the barrage of questions about their genitals. The internet is a fucked up place with a fucked up fascination for zombie tonker and you will not escape the community’s burning need to learn about your character’s junk in intimate detail. Not in-character, not on the realm forums, not in your guild, not on tumblr. Just don’t. Play a gnome. Play safe.
Be safe.
This is 100% true.
You don’t even know how many times I’ve been asked these questions about rotdick.
veronicacrockford: Coloured Faber Castel polychromos pencil portrait of Lucille Ball
What kind of “charactershaming” sign would you hang around my muse’s neck?
So this is what I spent the last few hours looking at
So this is what I spent the last few hours looking at