Open message to all WoW RPers:

Don’t roleplay a death knight. Don’t roleplay a forsaken, either. Just don’t do it, it’s not worth the barrage of questions about their genitals. The internet is a fucked up place with a fucked up fascination for zombie tonker and you will not escape the community’s burning need to learn about your character’s junk in intimate detail. Not in-character, not on the realm forums, not in your guild, not on tumblr. Just don’t. Play a gnome. Play safe.

Be safe.

This is 100% true.

You don’t even know how many times I’ve been asked these questions about rotdick.