That’s the only way Tev knows how to come in.
Did he come in like a wrecking ball?
Let’s talk about dk boners!
Sometimes death knights kill things and they get boners. This wasn’t really a question.
What does Tev think of other death knights? Does his opinion change based on whether or not they’re Alliance or Horde?
He considers them ‘family’, in that they were all under control of the Lich King together. Sometimes your family does dumb things, like joining the Alliance (there’s way more fighting in the Horde, in his opinion.)
Mean Elves (The Hobbit/Mean Girls Animated Mashup)
Lol.
this was necessary
(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)
What’s three things that Tev wants? (Murder is gonna be answer no.1, so go ahead and put that there)
- Murder
- Murdering things with Feiyn
- Murdering Kor’kron with Feiyn and Van.
I’m gonna break the mold like a bamf: has tev eaten anything strange in undeath? Corpses? Terrible cooking? Some stray cat?
Whatever it is Feiyn keeps in her flask. It tasted horrible even to him.
What is the worst way that Tev has ever dispatched an enemy?
Hanging someone up by the skin on the back of their neck, then slicing them open in freezing weather. That way they’d either strangulate themselves, bleed out, or freeze to death.
TMI Tuesday
lets see how quickly this ends up in a discussion on DK boners
mistershatner: barkentin: Except that it does say that they don’t pay. Not there, but in the section: “We are quite literally looking for a person that can do four jobs” If they wanted to pay, they’d pay four people for four jobs. Instead they’re going to get one
Except that it does say that they don’t pay. Not there, but in the section:“We are quite literally looking for a person that can do four jobs”
If they wanted to pay, they’d pay four people for four jobs. Instead they’re going to get one person who is going to be mediocre at all four because anyone who is actually experienced enough to do all four isn’t going to touch that job with a ten foot pole.
That doesn’t say they won’t pay you any money, that says you’ll be doing multiple jobs at once.
“We need one person for a job that encompasses multiple disparate job descriptions” is code for “we need multiple to do these jobs, but we don’t want to pay the money for one person per job description”
This doesn’t mean that you aren’t going to draw a salary; merely your compensation will not be anywhere near market value for the total number of jobs you’ll be doing.
mistershatner: pinksugarbat: apollopoops: pinksugarbat: artydorksout: whowasntthere: findchaos: lunulata: So, Penny Arcade is looking for someone willing to do FOUR incredibly difficult IT jobs, be on-call 24/7, and be pushed to their limits, but isn’t exactly willing
So, Penny Arcade is looking for someone willing to do FOUR incredibly difficult IT jobs, be on-call 24/7, and be pushed to their limits, but isn’t exactly willing to pay you for it!
You know, despite the fact that they are a highly successful company that rakes in a ton of money for themselves by running several massive conventions every year and had all those Kickstarters that did super well.
But hey, if you’re a fan of Penny Arcade you probably don’t mind being exploited for the chance to *gasp* appear on camera sometimes! Right, nerd? You don’t care about being paid as long as you can live out your nerd dream working at the ultimate nerd company for nerds! It’s a dream come true, right? You don’t need to get PAID for dreams!
This sickens me. They can more than afford to properly pay an IT person a decent wage, most likely two so the job isn’t so harsh on a single person!
No, no, no, no, no. SERIOUSLY, a company as big as Penny Arcade can afford far better than this, yet some poor sap will jump on the chance and be naively grateful for essentially getting dry assfucked with a sandpaper condom.
HOLD THE PHONE.
I missed a part.
“You should have no problems working in a creative and potentially offensive environment.”
Or as this guy puts it: calamityjon How else can you interpret “Sometimes offensive workplace” except “So if you’re a girl or gay or ethnic, try not to be all bitchy about it”?
And don’t even hold your fucking breath if you’re trans*, we’ve learned.
that fact that there are people who are going to apply to this and feel like they’re getting a good deal makes me sick
If I knew how to do this shit I would totally apply.
( it’d be easier than what I’m doing now. HAHA. BECAUSE I’M WORKING LIKE 6 JOBS FOR NO PAY. ACTUALLY I’M LOSING MONEY. AT A FAST RATE.)
why tho /: that looks pretty fucked up. Even if you’re desperate for any pay at all you shouldn’t let yourself get taken advantage of especially when they’re going to “push you to your limits” I mean what the fuck is that shit
Uh – a job? Full Dental? Paid Vacation? Good Pay? I mean they don’t expect you to sit around and do ‘just enough’ to barely get by. It’s a job at a really well known company. ( And for an IT job, this actually doesn’t sound TOO bad.) Hell, I want a challenging job to push me to my limits, I like being challenged that’s how I get better.
Not all of us can or want to scrape by barely paying rent by freelancing and drawing dudes cumming on each others faces all day.
Yeah, and it doesn’t say it DOESN’T pay, just that their primary focus is not huge gobs of money. So it’s not a free job, it’s a job with medical insurance and vacation time that is willing to move YOU to be where they need you to be, rather than making you do it yourself.
Is it a rough stick? Sure, for what it is, but it’s a lot less rough than some of the fucking bullshit people have to do now, so I’m sure for some qualified people this really is a step up.
Besides, who knows what they’re willing to pay? For all we know, not focusing on a huge salary could still mean making 20 bucks an hour.
Except that it does say that they don’t pay. Not there, but in the section:
"We are quite literally looking for a person that can do four jobs”
If they wanted to pay, they’d pay four people for four jobs. Instead they’re going to get one person who is going to be mediocre at all four because anyone who is actually experienced enough to do all four isn’t going to touch that job with a ten foot pole.