A copy of Tevruden's blog because I don't Trust Like that anymore.
Trolls like 3 things:
- Bats.
- Putting horrible colors together.
- Killing each other.
…sounds like it would be a good time to get Vol’jin to take you out for a drink or six.
Or sixteen. Honestly now, if I were to swill down any more frog’s venom brew, I’d begin to actually believe I was a bat.
Do they have anything besides that? Even I can tell that it tastes terrible.
commission for cyborgpaladin
Look what I have it’s a comfy clothes Koltira~
oh my I kind of love this.
Sir Zeliek: 1
Nefarian: 1
Tirion Fordring: 0
Sha Blog: 1Reblogging this before I go to bed. I decided that the deadline for the voting shall be 12:00 Tuesday Afternoon. If there is a tie, the deadline will be extended.
Sir Zeliek
Hey look it’s both of the paladins I hang out with.
(Yes they wear the same thing.)
The wardrobe could have always turned you into a troll. Then you would have been mint green all over.
Urgh! Don’t say such things. You’ll give those horrid greyfaces even more ideas.
Don’t trolls worship bat magic malarky- don’t tell Vol’jin I think it’s all so ridiculous, he’d never drink with me again.
Trolls like 3 things:
…sounds like it would be a good time to get Vol’jin to take you out for a drink or six.
he cant even get his own sigils why do you think hes going to somehow be this all powerful super baddie whose going to be a threat to azeroth
his shoes probly have velcros on them like
the biggest threat he poses to azeroth is falling down a flight of stairs
BECAUSE I’M JUST IMAGINING ANDUIN AND WRATHION SITTING IN A RESTAURANT WITH VARIAN BECAUSE VARIAN WANTS TO MEET WHO HIS SON IS SPENDING SO MUCH OF HIS TIME WITH AND IT’S A SPORTS BAR OR SOME SHIT BECAUSE IT’S VARIAN AND ANDUIN JUST WANTS WRATHION TO MAKE A GOOD IMPRESSION AND TOLD HIM SO AND VARIAN IS LIKE “WHAT SHOULD WE GET?“ AND WRATHION IS LIKE “ALLOW ME TO READ ALOUD OUR FASCINATING SELECTION.” AND ANDUIN IS QUIETLY LIKE “WRATHION NO PLEASE STOP" AND SINKS DOWN IN THE CORNER OF THE BOOTH LOOKING AT VARIAN’S CONFUSED EXPRESSION AND WRATHION JUST KEEPS FUCKING GOING “YOU CAN ADD CINNABONS, PRINCE ANDUIN. YOU COULD ADD TWO CINNABONS.“
If anyone could make it work it would be you, Regent Lord.
You’re just trying to make me feel better!
… Don’t stop.
*preens himself. Maybe this won’t be soooo bad*
Yes, sir!
The wardrobe could have always turned you into a troll. Then you would have been mint green all over.
Well I certainly hope so! I can’t very well go out looking like this. Of all the flying fauna of this world, the greyfaces chose … a bat. Urgh! I can see veins, dog man. I want an appletini.
If anyone could make it work it would be you, Regent Lord.
*Stares over himself in complete horror and disbelief. This time they’ve gone too far!*
I- I don’t know! They gave me all these nice clothes. How am I supposed to wear them like this?! It’s not faaaaair!
Lor’themar, calm down! Panicking isn’t going to help the situation!
And you can worry about the clothes later! We need to figure out how to reverse this!
How can I be calm at a time like this?! What am I anyway?! A gargoyle? This is ludicrous! Is- Is at least my face all right-
*he wriggles his way out of the wardrobe, stumbling onto his talons. Well, least his face was somewhat fine and dandy*
You’re right. You’re right… Just like you being turned into a toddler and my hair going green, perhaps it will go away in time.
Have you tried just going back in to the wardrobe?