The wardrobe could have always turned you into a troll. Then you would have been mint green all over.
Urgh! Don’t say such things. You’ll give those horrid greyfaces even more ideas.
Don’t trolls worship bat magic malarky- don’t tell Vol’jin I think it’s all so ridiculous, he’d never drink with me again.
Trolls like 3 things:
- Bats.
- Putting horrible colors together.
- Killing each other.
…sounds like it would be a good time to get Vol’jin to take you out for a drink or six.