Yes, sir!

The wardrobe could have always turned you into a troll. Then you would have been mint green all over.

Urgh! Don’t say such things. You’ll give those horrid greyfaces even more ideas. 

Don’t trolls worship bat magic malarky- don’t tell Vol’jin I think it’s all so ridiculous, he’d never drink with me again.

Trolls like 3 things:

  1. Bats.
  2. Putting horrible colors together.
  3. Killing each other.

…sounds like it would be a good time to get Vol’jin to take you out for a drink or six.