houseofwrynnfangirl:

tonycantouchmyveil:

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

A pop-up book

“I want to wear shorts because it’s hot out but people keep thinking my psoriasis is leprosy” a novel