Hello, princes, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being a wimpy mortal and became the Earthwarder, he could seem like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on an island I made with the dragon aspect your man could seem like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets that read ‘free legendary head’. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds that I made. Anything is possible when your man seems like a dragon aspect and not a tiny mortal with little bones. I’m eating a horse.

XERXIES (via whinecraft)

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