Month: October 2012

snarkleer:

friendly reminder that for awhile the forsaken forces were getting their asses handed to them by a sociopathic furry, a drunk remus lupin, and a disney princess

shatterspook:

you know what annoys me a whole lot about tumblr

is that it glorifies and promotes this antisocial cynical attitude in young teenagers where refusing to relate or communicate with people is a POSITIVE thing

that staying at home on the internet constantly, isolating yourself completely and refusing to talk to people because they ‘dont understand you’ or your fandoms, because you’re a special snowflakye tumblr user who knows big words like  ‘gender binary.’

newsflash that isnt healthy and you’re setting yourself up for a huge  shock when you get to the real world and have to realise that you actually have to communicate well with people to get through university and jobs and a career, not bitch about how your class mates dont understand supernatural slash on tumblr or whatever

 Bitching about your co-workers is an important life skill

Falling out of my chair

Falling out of my chair

kiango:

fagnaros:

karcricket:

kiango:

spookyhorn:

kiango:

chuckle-voodoos:

every single living thing in azeroth has the exact same number of chromosomes, but far more base pairs than DNA as we know it, allowing for far more varied while still intercompatable speices

because wizards

EXACTLY

if someone can explain to me how Eredar, from the planet Argus, are compatible with orcs, from a different planet entirely 

yo

i

but you ship thrall/jaina and they wouldn’t make sense either

like

how would they babby

yeah it doesn’t but that’s my point

you could have a fucking gnome/troll/night elf hybrid and it would biologically work since blizzard has just said “fuck punnett squares that’s nerd shit”

it doesn’t matter if you are a goblin/elf born and raised in gnomeregan 

because none of it makes any fucking sense 

does this mean my tauren can fuck a goblin and get a baby out of it

technically, yes

would giving birth kill the goblin?

possibly.

we just don’t know

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sarah: im just.. gonna say it
sarah: ive seen them pick at EVERYTHING about characters
zoe: haha
sarah: just tear their own characters and my own characters apart so we can fix them and make them ENTIRELY LORE ACCURATE
sarah: and then suddenly we realize
sarah: that lore is fucking dumb
sarah: and we’re dedicating our lives to a place where someone mails you a bear as a thank you for killing politicians
zoe: YEAHHHHH
sarah: imagine obama mailed you a bear for shooting romney in the face
sarah: thats basically how the black war bear works
zoe: OMG
sarah: “here it’s a bear it’s black like me you can ride it, but not me. i am married.”

egspooky:

raseks:

egspooky:

kiango and i are talking halfbreeds in wow

“i don’t think the problem when creating mules is actually getting the horse/donkey pregnant with one; i’m pretty sure the offspring is just infertile
but given Garona is a thing you really can do whatever”

“me: so basically anything can put its dick in anything if both of them consent but that doesnt mean they can make a babby thing
kiango: in real life, yes
and with things in the same genus, anything can put its dick in anything if both of them consent and they CAN make a baby but depending on chromosome count it might be infertile
and in WoW i guess there is a set number of chromosomes everyone has and everyone fucking deals with it”

i just had to share because god damnit zoe is too sassy about everything 2 perf

hang on I miss Guild Wars and their “None of the races can have babies together as that is dumb” policy.

does the existence of garona mean that sunsworn will tolerate my new super sugoi OC, Anabellastasia Sunstriderwalker the tauren/elf paladin who is the daughter of kael’thas sunstrider

because that’s how I’M interpreting it, because that character’s level of ridiculousness is about the same as this whole thing

One word:

Med’an

egspooky:

kiango and i are talking halfbreeds in wow

“i don’t think the problem when creating mules is actually getting the horse/donkey pregnant with one; i’m pretty sure the offspring is just infertile
but given Garona is a thing you really can do whatever”

“me: so basically anything can put its dick in anything if both of them consent but that doesnt mean they can make a babby thing
kiango: in real life, yes
and with things in the same genus, anything can put its dick in anything if both of them consent and they CAN make a baby but depending on chromosome count it might be infertile
and in WoW i guess there is a set number of chromosomes everyone has and everyone fucking deals with it”

A wizard the Titans did it.