Oh hey Johnny you little cocksucker let’s see what i got fo-
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Wow Johnny really
Johnny if I ever see your sorry ass again I’m going to fucking destroy you I am no peasant
calmdowncalmdown: Folding lava.
In-depth analysis of death knight sexuality below the cut.
Adendum: A Death Knight’s rune blade is basically their penis.
I’d certainly hope so. I like to think I know what I’m doing
I’d certainly hope so.
I like to think I know what I’m doing
It’s my personal mission to remind Lance on a regular basis that he was mistaken for a Onceler cosplayer at ASTL 2012.
All that lore research made me miss my queue
spoiler; isn’t varian actually 40
and jaina 30
so
???
varian is only like 2 years older than arthas i think
yeah something like that idfk how old arthas is
Arthas was 9 when Stormwind fell, 19 when he became a knight of the Silver Hand.
Varian at 19, had already been king of Stormwind for a year.
The question is: How long between the fall of Stormwind and the coronation of Varian Wrynn?
Have you guys thought about why Varian took Jaina with him everywhere in WotLK?
Have you?
If it isn’t obvious- VARIAN HAS THE HOTS FOR HER
I mean she’s a mother figure to his son, his most trusted “adviser” and his best friend.
I’m sure the poor guy’s sitting in his throne eating Ben&Jerry’s and watching chickflicks bawling his eyes out.
WHY CAN’T VAR-BEAR BE HAPPY FOR ONCE!?!?!
RIGHT??? OMFG WHEN SHE SAID LIKE “sometimes i feel llike im stranded on an island” and he’s like “well don’t” but in a kind way
my heart melted
and then Golden said, “ok let’s resume this forced romance plotline” and my dreams shattered
that would have been interesting though; maybe as Queen she would have been listened to more u_u
remember when varian was over twice jaina’s age is married had a kid and everything kiango wanted never happened because of the cold inevitable truth?
good times
dude varian has some nice fuckin hair for a 60 year old man then ??
What.
Varian is only like 10 years older than Arthas, max.
Arthas is only a year older than Jaina.