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Today at work:

Me: ATTENTION EVERYONE. I have something to say
Office: -Quiet, looks at me-
Me: Thank you for your attention, I just wanted you all to know what will happen tonight…
Office: What??
Me: I’m gonna be…
Office: Yes?
Me: A MOTHAFUCKIN PANDA. -Dances-
Office: ….
Me: ….
Office: ….
Me: …..
Supervisor: -Bursts out laughing- You’re going to what?
Me: BE A PANDA MONK AND RULE ALL OF AZEROTH WITH MY AMAZING HEALS. ALL WHILE WEARING MY PANDA KIGURUMI AND EATING CHICKEN CURRY ONIGIRI.
Supervisor: …
Me: …
Manager: My daughter plays that too!
Me: AND SHE WILL REAP THE BENEFITS OF BEING AMAZING.

Just me being -insert label here- as usual.

#nerd #geek
kiango: IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE FUCKING IRONIC OR SOMETHING WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS OMFG