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June 2012 – Page 24 – Being undead is no excuse for skipping leg day

Month: June 2012

arthasmpreg: avatar-cassidy: elksy: eccentric-anthropologist: valkyrblade: eccentric-anthropologist: someone must have thought i was just bein tsundere no, i fucking meant it blood elf druids are you fucking me right now you know, it wouldn’t be so bad?  if it wasn’t

arthasmpreg:

avatar-cassidy:

elksy:

eccentric-anthropologist:

valkyrblade:

eccentric-anthropologist:

someone must have thought i was just bein tsundere

no, i fucking meant it

blood elf druids

are you fucking me right now

you know, it wouldn’t be so bad?  if it wasn’t for the PEOPLE who ALREADY ruin belfs and run them to the ground!

after all, high elves DID practice druidic magics, eversong was BUILT on druidic magics!  not that a lot of people KNOW that because people ONLY CARE THAT THEY’RE PRETTY

but they’ll INSTANTLY turn into the super cute oh-look-at-me-and-my-kawaii-KITTY-LYNX-form and

I’M SORRY.

I’M SORRY.

BUT I’M PUTTING MY FOOT DOWN.

DRUIDS ARE JUST BAMF.  KEEP THE BLOOD ELVES THE FUCK OUT OF THAT.

I like the idea for the high elven druidism and the nature worshiping of the farstriders, bitch, I used to hate blood elves because their pussy appeareance and I started to play an orc, But now I have read their lore I like them

 and I now the lore about elven druids and runestones so fuck  off

Ahem~

If you DID know the lore, you’d know why you’re being a stupid cunt right now.

If you DID know the lore?  You’d know why it just cannot ever be again.  If you knew the lore, you’d know why their blood cannot return to its normal state, why there are no longer any druid high elves, why even if so, where they call home now is too much in suffering for them to maintain a druidic lifestyle.

But since you know so damn much, I’m not gonna explain it, I’m gonna sit here and let the rest of your peers who actually DO know the lore evaluate you as an ignorant bucket of twats.

Get.  Out.

ayup

It’s been said, but for various lore-related reasons, this will never happen. And thank God. Belf Druids…are you kidding me?

jesus christ
its a game guys
calm down 

but lance

Kiango Fabo: sartharion: kiango: ok um hold up please now let me remind you i am in…

kiango:

sartharion:

kiango:

ok um hold up please

now let me remind you i am in love with vol’jin, but really let’s look at this here.

Vol’jin:

VOL’JIN WALTZED IN TO GROMMASH HOLD AND THREATENED TO KILL GARROSH.

to which Garrosh responded, “get out, and take your fucking trolls with you.”

Sylvanas:

slyvanas… did you even.. do that questline.. i mean im sure you did but oh my god garrosh went EASY ON HER

DID YOU SEE WHAT SHE WAS DOING

SHE WAS BECOMING THE FUCKING LICH QUEEN

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE ENORMITY OF THAT

THEY JUST GOT OUT OF A FUCKING WAR WITH ARTHAS

AND THEN SYLVANAS SWINGS IN AND IS LIKE “hey guys remember how we’ve spent the last several years fighting the scourge?”

“yeah”

“well i can bring the dead back to life haha lich swaggggg”

and yeah

garrosh called her a bitch

because who wouldn’t in that situation, oh my god.

We are talking about this inexperienced orc who has no idea what he’s supposed to really be doing, who has just found out that one of his more rebellious co-leaders has found a way to throw azeroth into this hellish scourge-ridden era of shitstorms and crap

and he’s way out of his league, ok? He doesn’t know how to respond

and you know what

he calls her a bitch.

trolls are a large, vital part of the horde

if vol’jin had really left the horde, which he never would, because of garrosh, then no doubt would the alliance win the war between the two factions, because a good 1/5 of the horde army would be banished

yes both did wrong on their parts, but garrosh trying to kick vol’jin and the trolls from the horde is worse than vol’jin just threatening to kill him

but, for the most part, vol’jin is right, because the majority of the horde is going to hate garrosh in MoP and they will hate him as much as vol’jin does

i understand why he would react that way to sylvanas, and i do agree that she is going a bit insane as of late… i don’t agree with her methods, but i don’t see how else she could save her people either??? a growing forsaken population means a larger number of soldiers in the horde army, but yeah i can see the whole lich queen thing.

calling her a bitch was a bit immature though. he could’ve handled it better than that.

No, you see, they’re ALL WRONG

THAT’S THE THING

I never claimed garrosh to be perfect. And I’ve stated several times in other posts about him how he should have learned a little on the art of diplomacy before thrall appointed him warchief.

How do I put this. Garrosh isn’t good with words. or talking. Or making friends.

But you know, when one of your subordinates comes in and wants to kill you, are you supposed to let him stand literally 10 feet from you until Thrall comes back?

That isn’t… that isn’t safe for anyone at all ever. He was justified in kicking Vol’jin out, but you’re right, he could have handled that better. He could have looked vol’jin in the eye, pat him on the shoulder, and asked him to sit down and to hug it out with him.

the problem being, it wouldn’t be in character. That’s not how Garrosh works.

“calling her a bitch was a bit immature though. he could’ve handled it better than that.”

im—immatURE

LIKE

REALLY

A SUBORDINATE HAS BEEN USING BIOLOGICAL WARFARE THAT IS SURE TO TURN BACK AGAINST YOUR OWN FORCES AT ONE TIME OR ANOTHER, AND ON TOP OF THAT IS BASICALLY THREATENING ALL LIFE ON AZEROTH UNDER THE FAÇADE OF DOING EVERYTHING “FOR THE HORDE” AND IT BEING A MEANS TO AN END

and Garrosh is seemingly the only one who sees through this scheme of sylvanas’

AND

IT’S IMMATURE OF HIM

TO CALL HER A BITCH

LETS GO THE INSTANT REPLAY:

Sylvanas, Crenshaw and Warhowl all walk in the cathedral.

General Warhowl says: It appears as if you’re losing control of Gilneas, Sylvanas. Garrosh fears he’s going to have to carry out this invasion himself.

Lady Sylvanas Windrunner says: You can assure Garrosh that this is a minor setback. Our victory in Gilneas will be absolute.

General Warhowl says: You sound very confident, your Majesty. I seriously hope you do not plan to use the Plague. Garrosh has explicitly forbidden it.

Lady Sylvanas Windrunner says: You’d do well to watch your tone, General. Neither you nor Garrosh have anything to worry about. We’ve ceased all production of the Plague, as he ordered. We’d never deploy it without his permission.

General Warhowl says: I will deliver my report to our leader, then. By your leave, my lady.

Lady Sylvanas Windrunner says: Go with honor, General.

Warhowl exits the cathedral.

High Executor Crenshaw says: My Lady! Should I order my men to stop development of the Plague? Or are we to continue as planned?

Lady Sylvanas Windrunner says: What kind of question is that? Of course we’re deploying the Plague as planned! Let the Gilneans enjoy their small victory. Not even their bones will remain by tomorrow.

High Executor Crenshaw says: As you wish!

She’s specifically told not to use the Plauge, subsequently lies about not going to use it, and then uses it anyway.

Given that she already has a history of using the Plague on her own faction, calling her a “bitch” is actually such a mild reaction, it may be almost out of character for Garrosh.

kiango:

bloodlustandheroism:

I like being able to watch her change from Zoe to Kiango in the course of a discussion/argument about horde lore

it just happens

remember the magical girl transformation

it just happened

That explains where all these sakura petals came from

kiango:

Sylvanas:

slyvanas… did you even.. do that questline.. i mean im sure you did but oh my god garrosh went EASY ON HER

DID YOU SEE WHAT SHE WAS DOING

SHE WAS BECOMING THE FUCKING LICH QUEEN

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE ENORMITY OF THAT

THEY JUST GOT OUT OF A FUCKING WAR WITH ARTHAS

AND THEN SYLVANAS SWINGS IN AND IS LIKE “hey guys remember how we’ve spent the last several years fighting the scourge?”

“yeah”

“well i can bring the dead back to life haha lich swaggggg”

This.

She’s tromping around Gilneas in a manner that almost parallels exactly the way a certain Death Knight ran through Quel’thalas, raising the dead and somehow nobody sees a problem with this

I’d hope that Blizzard is actually stringing us along and the end boss of MoP is Sylvanas, but i don’t think they have the ability to pull that one off convincingly.