ahahahaha that caption
ahahahaha that caption
My mom: *walks into the room* Grace, I think maybe we should get you some headphones or something. It sounds like you’re waging war in here.
Me: *playing WoW* I AM waging war, mother.
My mom: Wh–
Me: GRAB YOUR SWORD AND FIGHT THE HORDE.
My mom: ……..*walks off*
“It’s pretty cool how we came from a swamp & lightning hit the swamp & made cells & now there are bronies & Rick Santorum.”
–drewtoothpaste
Just Realized I Wasn’t Invited To The King’s Drunken Afterparty
But… I thought we were friends… *weeps a little*
…and an anon made me loose my mustache… *weeps more*
What if you had been drunk at the party and the villain of the next expac had attacked Stormwind, what then?
I love this image so much I feel it deserved it’s own post.
I love this image so much I feel it deserved it’s own post.
wow Nozdormu must really suck to go to movies with
he’d just be like
“oh no don’t go in there”
“no she’s going to die”
“wow i knew that would happen”
shut the fuck up Nozdormu. Shut up.
I bet he’s one of those people where you ask him to go to the movies, and as soon as you tell him the movie, he goes “why?” and immediately spoils the plot.
No but I actually didn’t get that hammered. It was my turn to drive the zeppelin back to Orgrimmar, so I had to stay alert.
CAN’T SAY THE SAME ABOUT VARIAN THOUGH, but that’s ok because he’s less of a smartass when he’s drunk.
Not that hammered my ass, you dared me to stuff myself into a Stormwind Royal Guard uniform.
Easiest.
Quest.
Ever.
… what was the quest reward…?
I totally did stop at a locksmith and use the guard uniform to have them make a copy ‘in the name of King Varian Wrynn’ before being nice and giving the key back.
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Stormwind Keep Cataclysm afterparty!
(Crowley and Windrunner were not amused.)
When Varian gets smashed, he drunk-dials most of the faction leaders for dance parties.
((Malfurion not invited, guess they don’t have telephones in Teldrassil/Hyjal 🙁 ))
no, it’s because we don’t like you and use the time to talk about you behind your back.
((Mean 🙁 but wait what does Malfurion have to do with me tho? HOW SMASHED DID YOU GET GARROSH?))
I was talking about Malfurion, obviously. 🙂
No but I actually didn’t get that hammered. It was my turn to drive the zeppelin back to Orgrimmar, so I had to stay alert.
CAN’T SAY THE SAME ABOUT VARIAN THOUGH, but that’s ok because he’s less of a smartass when he’s drunk.
Not that hammered my ass, you dared me to stuff myself into a Stormwind Royal Guard uniform.
Easiest.
Quest.
Ever.
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