Stormwind Keep Cataclysm afterparty!
(Crowley and Windrunner were not amused.)
When Varian gets smashed, he drunk-dials most of the faction leaders for dance parties.
((Malfurion not invited, guess they don’t have telephones in Teldrassil/Hyjal 🙁 ))
no, it’s because we don’t like you and use the time to talk about you behind your back.
((Mean 🙁 but wait what does Malfurion have to do with me tho? HOW SMASHED DID YOU GET GARROSH?))
I was talking about Malfurion, obviously. 🙂
No but I actually didn’t get that hammered. It was my turn to drive the zeppelin back to Orgrimmar, so I had to stay alert.
CAN’T SAY THE SAME ABOUT VARIAN THOUGH, but that’s ok because he’s less of a smartass when he’s drunk.
Not that hammered my ass, you dared me to stuff myself into a Stormwind Royal Guard uniform.