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no
I refuse to accept this as true
Why are they clapping like he just got a spare bowling instead of just committing an act of witchcraft
I sent this to at least 12 people with 0 context
i cant tell if this is the cutest thing ever or scariest
scariest, definitely scariest
Narrating People’s Lives: In the Forest! by Thomas Sanders
Thomas: It’s been years… but the quest to spot the booty [Ponytail snorts] has remained fruitless.
Binoculars: Found it.
[Thomas laughs]
#southern Michigan problems
Southern MIchigan? You mean this isn’t just a Massachusetts/Rhode Island thing?
Hold it, I’m pretty sure this is a Virginia thing too. How many states does this thing air in anyway?
We’ve got it in Ohio too.
i thought it was a missouri thing
if I ever get amnesia and I go to the police and they’re like “do you remember any number we could call for you” I’m going to belt out this obnoxious jingle I’ve had ingrained in my head since I was 4
This is such quality software
The birds know..
Bernie a Disney princess I swear
That’s a sign lol
Someone post the pictures of trump being attacked by an eagle for contrast, I’m on mobile