I know this is my own post, but every single time this comes across my dash I am delighted. Every single time, I re-watch the video and laugh, and then scroll down and laugh more. What a truly excellent reblog chain.
This is Asobi Asobase. And this is literally the entire anime, just girls releasing chaotic energy and while sometimes showing off the best goddamn slap stick I’ve ever seen.
I have no excuse for this except Lizzo is a godess and Griffin and Justin using ‘boy’ excessively is peak comedy.
Lizzo: Hey boy, what’cha say boy?
Griffin: genuine wrestle boys?
Lizzo: like a gameboy, hit my phone boy,
Griffin: he’s just a skin boy,
Lizzo: Are you alone boy?
Griffin: Where’s my boy?!
Lizzo: got a boy with degrees, a boy in the street,
Griffin: get riddled with these handsome boys!
Lizzo: shhheesh, it’s all Greek to me, got this boy speakin’ Spanish:
Justin: I’m a fancy boy!!
Lizzo: I. Like. Big boys,
Justin: dirty boys,
Lizzo: Mississippi Boys,
Griffin: really rowdy boys,
Lizzo: I like the pretty boys,
Griffin: my sweet boy!
Lizzo: getcha nails did,
Justin: my BOY!!
Lizzo: I like a big beard,
Griffin: little punk boi,
Lizzo: I don’t discriminate,
Griffin: Clyde, you beautiful boy!
Lizzo: From the playboys, to the gay boys, go and slay boys, you my fave boys!
Griffin: There’s a good boy!
Justin: (hey), heyy!
Griffin: hey there’s a-
Justin: -that’s…
Griffin: now THAT’S a boy that I can get in to!
Justin: aHA-that’s a perfect boy-hehe!
[VD: The cover art for the song “Boys,” which is the title in all caps against a multicolored striped background. “McElroy” has been edited in as an additional credit along with Lizzo. The audio is the song, well-edited to feature Griffin McElroy as transcribed above. End VD]
