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kittiesinthemorning:

I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK

when life gives yoǘ̻̬͓͎̣̟̩̦͢ ͪ̂̀̆҉̳̘̝̺̀l͇̬̹̞̻̥͕̥̗̒̎ͩ̋ͥ͆e͙̭̭̠̣̠̊́ͩ̂̓̀ṃ̛̍̂͛̈̏o̠̪̪ͤ͗͘n̵͉̣ͭͧ̿ͧ͛̀s̷̠͑ͬͫͦ̅͡ ̸͐ͤ͘҉̦̺M̰̹͙͇ͮ̉ͫͅȦ̻̔̅̇̑ͭ͛͋͘K̠̻̫̤̇̀ͥE͂ͪ͏̱̤͚͕ ̞͔̜̬̑ͯ͑͢ͅŞ͔̦̩̳̣̖ͮ͊ͨA͈̓͂̈́̀̀̚͘C̡̠̟͉ͪ͆̔ͤ͂ͪR̬͙͕ͪ̀͠Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́F͎͕̄Iͬͧ̀̂̑ͪ͟͏̴̪̤ͅC̢̰̝͓̗͛ͬ̔̍̓́́̚̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟

it’s back

Satan lemon

every villain is lemons

And finally, dear listeners, a reminder; several concerned citizens have brought to the city’s attention an irregularity surrounding this summer’s citrus harvest. City council would like to remind all enterprising fruit pickers to exercise reasonable caution when acquiring these fruits. Grasp the fruit firmly around its circumference, pull slowly but steadily to avoid damaging the tree, and under no circumstances heed its demands of you. Do not acknowledge or obey the depraved whisperings of the demon fruit.

And now: The Weather.

Cave Johnson here, our first attempt at making combustable lemons didn’t quite go as planned. If you see one of these lemons, do not get close, and if you hear any whispered voices, please let a test associate know, because that’s supposed to happen.

I am the lemon dream

the citron in your nightmares

the fiend of a thousand fruits

cower before my true form

bunnyfood:

(via tastefullyoffensive:kelcier)

tmirai:

pyra-mugetsu:

Feeling nostalgic, so here’s Narind, my Nelf Dr00d, from WoW.  (He was a feral bear butt.  2011 was the last I played.)

Oooo I remember this hunk! I drew him once 😀 He was such a fox…er…bear. You know what I’m trying to say HE WAS HOT.

toshawtaloud:

missveryvery:

are you shitting me, you left out the best part.

THIS DIDN’T MAKE SENSE TO ME AS A KID AND IT STILL DOESN’T

robinaa:

[dracoto’s children screaming in the distance]

i gently accosted my friend in wintergrasp last night it was great

pidgeonsandpeeps:

Zombie Bears by WestlyLaFleur

coolkidmitch:

jhonenv:

beckycloonan:

*thumbs up*

I just keep laughing.

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