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pacifibel:

This is honestly me in most situations.

awwww-cute:

Not only was he swinging, he was on a leash. The most patient cat ever

ryuko:

♔

boohaanigram:

stirfriedawesomesauce:

memewhore:

sizvideos:

Video

Grow a whole fucking cabbage in the time it takes to do that.

Without a Judeo-Christian moral code in its society, Japanese scientists decide to play god.

this is a food sample. food samples are handmade FAKE food created for advertisement photography and display – all those pictures of delicious hamburgers in mcdonald’s ads & menus aren’t actual hamburgers they are fake ass food samples.

He’s pouring hot wax into cold water to form the fake food. which is actually very cool because it takes mad skill. do 62,000 people actually believe you can pour some magical liquid into water and create cabbage. this is why americans are so fat we can’t even distinguish wax cabbage from actual vegetables.

That part about the fake food is incorrect:

“Companies are so concerned today with overpromising and portion control, so we really have to work with their guidelines,” said Nir Adar, a New York-based stylist whose clients have included Chick-fil-A, Yum Brands’ Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King and White Castle.

While working with Burger King, Adar said he’s even had to sign a legal document saying he didn’t alter anything. Chick-fil-A demanded that he use its procedures.

dinnasaurus:

Belf sketch

movie:

Airplane (1980) follow movie for more movie quotes & posts!

dietcrush:

wow I can’t believe that Texas is nearly as big as the entire continental United States including Texas

Everything’s bigger in Texas.

Including itself.

oceanwrath:

CHIB COMMISSIONS FOR CUP-OF-EVILS AND SILVERRUBY !! still accepting more comms atm 

pyxuspie:

He thinks it is pretty great <3 (When Alt isn’t being a dick.)

Art by the lovely lady pujface

el-aatmik:

Feiyn Bloodfang and Tevruden Dawnspear

lineart + flats commission for Dante

hooooly crap it’s finally done