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buttsandbrawns:

when in doubt start anew. sadly, that mo pic will never get done lmao my bad but here’s the start of a little side thing for snowblindrage. it is the opposite of done and also includes a little surprise! (no dongs, sorry babes)

littlecutething5:

NICE

valsaires:

Cleaned up/colored sketch of my mage dude from earlier. Might do more with later, idk.

character portraits are my fave thing

ask-steal-streak:

When you show your friend your music type.

iamagreenturtle:

mrprincesshorse:

therainbowgorilla:

alexianfireflies:

therainbowgorilla:

nextstepcake:

“Ace Hardware: No screwing, just lots of screws.”

“Ace Hardware: Nail your roof, not your partner.”

“Ace Hardware: For when it really is just a hammer in your pocket”

One of my friends wanted to see a photomanip of the ace hardware logo in ace flag colors, and then I thought of these terrible puns, so here you go.

At first I wasn’t going to reblog this but then I saw it again and just started laughing

my two favorite things: asexuality, and puns

and those puns are literally the best

I NEED more asexual puns

those are indeed the best

“Ace Hardware: Lube for your motor, not your junk”

“Ace Hardware: Erecting buildings, not your penis”

“Ace Hardware: Where nuts aren’t genetalia”

“Ace Hardware: The hammer is not our penis. Its just a hammer.”

“Ace Hardware: Where muff, is short for muffler”

“Ace Hardware: Yes that is a hammer, but we’re still happy to see you.”

“Ace Hardware: You can get Off™ in our repellent aisle”

benchflip:

koltiradeathweaver:

my blog desperately needs more husband material

OH MY, Yes!

prince-shotoku:

He’s right there.

somethingwittythiswaycomes:

baitnswitchblade:

educational-gifs:

How a beanstalk finds support.

#look at that fucking dumbass spinning around like an asshole

I also flail around wildly until I find what I need