Chats

JUSTICE KAGAN: Well, could you explain that a little bit to me, just because I did not pick this up in your briefs.
What harm you see happening and when and how and — what — what harm to the institution of marriage or to opposite-sex couples, how does this cause and effect work?
MR. COOPER: Once again, I — I would reiterate that we don’t believe that’s the correct legal question before the Court, and that the correct question is whether or not redefining marriage to include same-sex couples would advance the interests of marriage as a -­
JUSTICE KENNEDY: Well, then are — are you conceding the point that there is no harm or denigration to traditional opposite-sex marriage couples? So you’re conceding that.
MR. COOPER: No, Your Honor, no. I’m not conceding that.
JUSTICE KENNEDY: Well, but, then it — then it seems to me that you should have to address Justice Kagan’s question.
MR. COOPER: Thank you, Justice Kennedy. have two points to make on them. The first one is this: The Plaintiffs’ expert acknowledged that redefining marriage will have real-world consequences, and that it is impossible for anyone to foresee the future accurately enough to know exactly what those real-world consequences would be. And among those real-world consequences, Your Honor, we would suggest are adverse consequences.

Guildie: Oh there’s a bell here.
Guildie: Oh you can click the bell.
Guildie: Oh someone clicked the bell.
Bell: [Does weird shit and breaks]
Me: I bet Anduin Wrynn HATES this place.
Guildie: At this point I think he hates any place without ramp access.

Me: I saw the notification pop up
Me: Someone posted in the Tumblr RP I’m doing
Me: Where the hell did it go?
Me: OH! There it is.
Me: Hiding in between the teasingly almost-naked manbutt and the discussion of the specifics of very perplexing erotic art.

Dad: So, hey, you have a special girl you like at school?
Son: …
Dad: Because you know we can get you something, and you can give it to her for Valentines day.
Son: Well I wanna give something to someone but…
Dad: Yeah?
Son: Well… it’s a guy. That’s weird, right?
Dad: …. No, no that’s not weird, why would it be weird?
Son: But it’s another guy!
Dad: It’s not weird, c’mon, let’s get you something.
Son: Ok!

Chen Stormstout: It is done. The Warchief is dead…
Chen Stormstout: But without a Master to control them the restless Horde will become an even greater threat to this world…
Chen Stormstout: Control must be maintained.
Thrall: The weight of such a burden…
Thrall: It must be mine for, there is no oth-
Bolvar Fordragon: GO’EL! YOU HOLD A GRIM DESTINY IN YOUR HANDS.
Bolvar Fordragon: BUT IT IS NOT YOURS.
Bolvar Fordragon: PLACE THE PAULDRONS UPON MY SHOULDERS.
Bolvar Fordragon: FOREVER MORE I WILL BE THE WARCHIEF OF THE HORDE.

Me: *lost* FUCK this isn’t the Auction House either fuckity fuck fuck.
Husband: Everything in Orgrimmar looks the same now.
Husband: Thanks to Garrosh Hellscream’s PUT SPIKES ON EVERYTHING Initiative.
Me: So the Town Planners were all “Garrosh we could really use some signage-
Husband: SPIKES
Me: And maybe a Tourist Informati-
Husband: SPIKES. HELLSCREAM’S EYES ARE UPON YOU.

The Lich King yells: Argh… Penis, obey me!

The Lich King yells: So…the Light’s vaunted justice has finally arrived. Shall I lay down penis and throw myself at your mercy, Fordring?
Highlord Tirion Fordring yells: We will grant you a swift death, Arthas. More than can be said for the thousands you’ve tortured and slain.
The Lich King yells: You will learn of that first hand. When my work is complete, you will beg for mercy — and I will deny you. Your anguished cries will be testament to my unbridled power.