Dad: So, hey, you have a special girl you like at school?
Son: …
Dad: Because you know we can get you something, and you can give it to her for Valentines day.
Son: Well I wanna give something to someone but…
Dad: Yeah?
Son: Well… it’s a guy. That’s weird, right?
Dad: …. No, no that’s not weird, why would it be weird?
Son: But it’s another guy!
Dad: It’s not weird, c’mon, let’s get you something.
Son: Ok!