Chats

Me during the day: I’m so fucking tired oh my God I can’t wait to go to bed tonight
Me during the night: Let’s download the top 100 songs from the 90s and listen to them all while writing a novel and watching an entire season of Supernatural and maybe rearrange my room

parents: get a job!
me: i can’t loot that.
parents: be productive!
me: that’s still recharging.
parents: do something useful.
me: i can’t cast that yet.

Varian Wrynn: Food porn and weapons
Jaina Proudmoore: Fandom blogger. Hates Kindle users. Talks about sniffing books.
Genn Greymane: Wolves. And trees. Always uses antiquated language so nobody is sure if he’s roleplaying or not.
Tyrande Whisperwind: ☽✪☾ Hippie/Fantasy/Nature Be spirited away~☽✪☾
Moira Bronzebeard: Mumblr. Constantly talks about her baby. Nobody cares. Also passive-aggressively vagueblogs about the other dwarf leaders.
Prophet Velan: 3000 posts about nothing but his prayers and his lunch.
Garrosh: ALWAYS WRITES IN ALLCAPS AND REMOVES CAPTIONS AND SOURCES FROM PHOTOS CONSTANTLY GETTING INTO LONG BACK-AND-FORTH RANTS WITH JAINA.
Thrall: Probably the most zen guy on Tumblr, he just reblogs nice things and posts his art.
Vol’jin: Nightblogger.
Baine Bloodhoof: SJ Blogger
Gallywix: Every photo he posts is from Instagram, and they’re all pictures of women or money. Or both.
Lor’themar: He’s the guy that comments on videos and pictures and gifs of people doing weird or nonsensical things and explains the science behind it.
Anduin Wrynn: All the gay porn.
Kael’thas: 420 yoloswagblazeitdieyoung hipster blog
Arthas: Gore blog

friend without a tumblr: I wanna show you something
me: I’ve seen that

1: What does their bedroom look like?
2: Do they have any daily rituals?
3: Do they exercise, and if so, what do they do? How often?
4: What would they do if they needed to make dinner but the kitchen was busy?
5: Cleanliness habits (personal, workspace, etc.)
6: Eating habits and sample daily menu
7: Favorite way to waste time and feelings surrounding wasting time
8: Favorite indulgence and feelings surrounding indulging
9: Makeup?
10: Neuroses? Do they recognize them as such?
11: Intellectual pursuits?
12: Favorite book genre?
13: Sexual Orientation? And, regardless of own orientation, thoughts on sexual orientation in general?
14: Physical abnormalities? (Both visible and not, including injuries/disabilities, long-term illnesses, food-intolerances, etc.)
15: Biggest and smallest short term goal?
16: Biggest and smallest long term goal?
17: Preferred mode of dress and rituals surrounding dress
18: Favorite beverage?
19: What do they think about before falling asleep at night?
20: Childhood illnesses? Any interesting stories behind them?
21: Turn-ons? Turn-offs?
22: Given a blank piece of paper, a pencil, and nothing to do, what would happen?
23: How organized are they? How does this organization/disorganization manifest in their everyday life?
24: Is there one subject of study that they excel at? Or do they even care about intellectual pursuits at all?
25: How do they see themselves 5 years from today?
26: Do they have any plans for the future? Any contingency plans if things don’t workout?
27: What is their biggest regret?
28: Who do they see as their best friend? Their worst enemy?
29: Reaction to sudden extrapersonal disaster (eg The house is on fire! What do they do?)
30: Reaction to sudden intrapersonal disaster (eg close family member suddenly dies)
31: Most prized possession?
32: Thoughts on material possessions in general?
33: Concept of home and family?
34: Thoughts on privacy? (Are they a private person, or are they prone to ‘TMI’?)
35: What activities do they enjoy, but consider to be a waste of time?
36: What makes them feel guilty?
37: Are they more analytical or more emotional in their decision-making?
38: What recharges them when they’re feeling drained?
39: Would you say that they have a superiority-complex? Inferiority-complex? Neither?
40: How misanthropic are they?
41: Hobbies?
42: How far did they get in formal education? What are their views on formal education vs self-education?
43: Religion?
44: Superstitions or views on the occult?
45: Do they express their thoughts through words or deeds?
46: If they were to fall in love, who (or what) is their ideal?
47: How do they express love?
48: If this person were to get into a fist fight, what is their fighting style like?
49: Is this person afraid of dying? Why or why not?

Mez: Babe, was The Vanguard attacked by Horde Airships or Horde ship ships?
Utu: Uh… it was a Horde fleet so ships… ships… boats… LAND ships.
Mez:
Utu:
Mez:
Utu: Water ships.

1. Describe the scent of your shampoo.
2. What does your favorite bra/boxers look like?
3. Shotgun or backseat?
4. Hardcover or softcover?
5. Do you play an instrument?
6. What color is your room?
7. Favorite celebrity hair?
8. If you could switch places with (insert name) for a day, what would you do?
9. What was your childhood “security blanket?”
10. Do you like men who wear Axe?
11. Are you wearing any pants right now?
12. Most rebellious thing you have ever done?
13. Least favorite teacher? Why?
14. First thing you wash in the shower?
15. What is the thing you brag about most often?
16. Most played song on your Ipod/Itunes?
17. If you’re in your room, look at the first photo you see. Whats the story behind it?
18. Any fanfic recs for (insert pairing here)?
19. What movie are you most looking forward to in the next year?
20. What would you say if Taylor Swift asked you out?
21. How many asks have you gotten in the last 24 hours?
22. What is your number one otp?
23. Should you be doing homework right now? What subject?
24. What is your wifi password?
25. Whats the last thing you ate?
26. Ever had any near death experiences?
27. Whats the story behind your nickname?
28. Favorite chapstick flavor?
29. Choose one thing on your fridge and tell the story behind it.
30. Whats the last thing you bought?

what girls say: i’m fine
what they mean: update the blood elf starting zone

Silvermoon Champion says: And I’m beginning to get HELMET HAIR. This is a travesty!

bf: who’s kiango, you keep reblogging her
me: she’s this girl who made a garrosh askblog and then stockholm syndrome’d really really hard