Chats

Alex hirsch and Rebecca sugar: *flicking the light switch on and off* WELCOME TO HELL. WELCOME TO HELL.

Aries: wants to fight everything
Taurus: mom friend who eats a lot
Gemini: smart and a lil evil
Cancer: crybaby
Leo: actually emperor kuzco
Virgo: way kinkier than the name implies
Libra: always in love
Scorpio: evil but everyone want to fuck them
Sagittarius: the coolest bro
Capricorn: stays in their lane but gets shit done
Aquarius: antisocial hippie
Pisces: total sweetheart

Roleplayer: I’m so sorry for what I’m about do to our muses.
Roleplaying partner: No you’re not
Roleplayer: no i’m not

Aries: Jogging is the worst! I know it keeps you healthy, but God, at what cost?
Taurus: Oh, my God. These dogs are so cute. I WANT TO THROW UP AND KILL MYSELF.
Gemini: I think that Comic Sans always screams ‘fun’.
Cancer: I don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are. Actually, it’s gonna bug me if I don’t.
Leo: I have no idea what I’m doing, but I know I’m doing it really, really well.
Virgo: Everything in my life is going wrong right now. Whose fault is this? I demand to know.
Libra: I’m not interested in caring about people.
Scorpio: Ugh. I hate talking to people about things. This is a nightmare.
Sagittarius: No, no. That’s too much responsibility for me. I gotta— I gotta find a way out of this.
Capricorn: Yes. I am a hunter, and it’s ‘You’ season.
Aquarius: My anxiety has kept me up for over fifty hours.
Pisces: I’m hungry and my legs are tired. It feels like I just exercised!

Lobster: Don’t do the thing.
Icyveins & Bedazzledin: *DOES THE THING ANYWAY*
Tevruden: *smirking all the while*

aries: a greek gladiator
taurus: ur blanket
gemini: brownies
cancer: ur pillow
leo: urself
virgo: fries
libra: every1
scorpio: voldemort
sagittarius: ur phone prob
capricorn: money
aquarius: no1
pisces: dolphins

RP partner: (writes fantastic starter with intricate dialog and plot settings)
Me: I have to go I’m too stupid to talk to you

what tumblr says: why is no one talking about this?
what tumblr means: it’s the top story on 8 of the 10 most popular news sites on the internet but i haven’t read the news since a project in fifth grade so i don’t know that

Step 1: like a thing
Step 2: find a few close friends who also like the thing
Step 3: don’t talk to anyone else in the fandom literally those 5-6 persons are your fandom

Tevruden: i like to think Icecrown Citadel
Tevruden: got colder as you approached the Frozen Throne
Dante: it goes from nippy to ‘holy shit my nipples are frozen solid’
Tevruden: exactly
Tevruden: colder than a witches’ tit (which is pretty amazing since frost mages)