Chats

werewolf in every show or movie: wow, the most important thing in this story arc is happening, here. at night.
someone else: oh no look *points at full moon*
werewolf in every show or movie: oh damn, how careless of me. me, a werewolf, who transforms every month on the full moon, who has been doing so my whole life. oh my god how could i have forgotten it was a full moon tonight. you think itd be like a period by now and id have some sort of internal clock about this shit but damn theres the moon and i sure am standing outside here in front of everyone.

person: are you gay or straight?
bi/pan/ace person: um…
bi/pan/ace person:…no?

Aries: Spinosaurus
Taurus: Brachiosaurus
Gemini: Velociraptor
Cancer: Triceratops
Leo: Tyrannosaurus
Virgo: Iguanodon
Libra: Compsognathus
Scorpio: Troodon
Sagittarius: Chris Pratt
Capricorn: Stegosaurus
Aquarius: Pterodactyl
Pisces: Plesiosauria

Half of the SU fandom: Perichopper
Other half of the SU fandom: INCOHERENT HORRIFIED SCREAMING

somebody: you’re cool
me: you have been greatly misled

Me when I see a trail of ants outdoors: wow!!! Look at them go! They’re working so hard. You go little guys!

Me when I see ants in the house: hello naughty ants it murder time

TILLY: there is a slight issue with Rah being a squishy alive paladyn tho
TILLY: things can get ugly
Tevruden: True
Tevruden: but Rah has Turn Undead
* Tevruden whispers “Turn Undead so he can give him the D”
TILLY: TEVRUDEN NO
TILLY: man Aen likes creative usage of the Light tho
Tevruden: TEVRUDEN YES

Me: wow it’s the first day of Steven Bomb I bet it won’t get too deep!!!
Rebecca Sugar: hello naughty children it’s crying time