Aries: The Long-Lost Heir Of _________
Taurus: “Flirty” Female Draenei/Pandaren
Gemini: Yet Another Mercenary Company
Cancer: EEEEVIL Cultist
Leo: Anything Involving Lordaeron
Virgo: San’layn/Vampires
Libra: Secretly A Dragon
Scorpio: The Dark™ And Brooding™ Assassin©
Sagittarius: Bounty Hunters
Capricorn: The Phrase “Chaotic Neutral”
Aquarius: Demon Hunters
Pisces: Long-Lost Troll Tribe Indistinguishable From Existing Troll Tribes
The Signs as WoW RP
Me saying bye to my cat: Goodbye, I love you!!! Make good choices today. Don’t forget that you’re the most beautiful cat that has ever walked this earth. I’ll be thinking of you all day!
me to my best friend: you’re really cool and beautiful and like, basically you’re this super amazing person and i’m just blessed to be aware of your existence
me, still to my best friend: also you’re a fucking nerd
scale of 1-10 of evilness
Aries: 10/10
Taurus: 4/10
Gemini: 2/10
Cancer: 8/10
Leo: 9/10
Virgo: 0/10
Libra: 7/10
Scorpio: 5/10
Sagittarius: 1000/10
Capricorn: 100/10
Aquarius: satan
Pisces: 1/10
Asexual: ‘Makes sex joke’
Everybody: But…you’re asexual…why…
Aromantic: ‘Reads a romance novel’
Everybody: nO you can’t do that…..,.stop…
Agender: idk I like shopping from the girls clothes section-
Everybody: YOU SHOULDNT CARE YOURE AGENDER IT SHOULDNT MATTER TO YOU!!?68;:?!$
Turn ons: well choreographed fight scenes
Turn offs: unnecessary romantic subplots
NASA: Do you wanna see some pictures of Pluto?
me: I’M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR SPACE
artist/writer: LOOK I MADE A THING
fandom: i want to address the concern that u didnt take my personal feelings and beliefs into consideration when making this thing that has nothing to do with me